●calmest.ai private beta
ai that helps

Your family's calmest assistant.

A private assistant that handles the calendar juggling, school stuff, appointments, and gift research — over Telegram, billed monthly. Throw things at it. They get done.

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What it does

Concrete things, not "AI assistant" mush.

Six things it actually handles, day in and day out.

01 — Calendar

Calendar coordination

Finds open afternoons, blocks them off, moves things when life happens. Speaks your timezone.

02 — Inbox

Inbox triage

School newsletters, doctor reminders, RSVPs — surfaced in a few bullets, action items called out.

03 — Booking

Appointments

Dentist, pediatrician, haircut. Drafts the email, runs it by you, sends. Phone bookings get escalated.

04 — Gifts

Gift research

Birthday next Thursday, $40 budget, and they like climbing? You'll have three good options by lunch.

05 — School

School operations

Permission slips, conferences, sign-up genius links. The friction layer for parenthood, removed.

06 — Travel

Travel legwork

Flight options, hotel shortlists, the cancellation calendar. You make the call. It does the typing.

How it works

It's a Telegram conversation.

No new app to install. No dashboard to learn. Two minutes of onboarding and you're in.

calmest.ai•Telegram
can you book Liam a dentist cleaning, weekday afternoons work
📅 Dr. Park has Tue May 7 or Thu May 9 at 3:30 — both clear on your calendar.

✉️ Drafted: "Hi — looking to book a cleaning for Liam, would Tue May 7 or Thu May 9 around 3:30 work? Thanks, Mike."

Send it?
send
Sent. I'll let you know when they reply.
01

Sign up

Card on file, $85/month. We provision a private assistant just for your family.

02

DM the bot

Two minutes of onboarding — who's in your family, where you live, basic preferences.

03

Throw stuff at it

Calendars, emails, bookings, research. You stay in the loop. It does the rest.

Trust + safety

Boring safety, on purpose.

A family assistant that hallucinates a sent email is worse than no assistant at all. Three rules, baked in.

Never sends without you. Every email and calendar write is shown to you first. No silent moves.
Knows when to defer. If something's outside its lane — a phone call, a judgment call, a high-stakes decision — it pauses, handles it, and reports back. You stay in the loop.
Your data, your accounts. Email and calendar live in your Google account. Revoke access in one click anytime.
Pricing

One plan. Simple.

Less than a babysitter. More capable than your last intern.

$85/ month

Everything below, no add-ons, no tiers.

  • Unlimited messages, all hours
  • Telegram now — iMessage and WhatsApp coming
  • Reliable when it's outside its lane — never just makes things up
  • One account per family, up to six people
  • Cancel anytime. No annual contract.
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The boring stuff your family forgets, handled — quietly.

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